You have been canceled

One of the pleasures I love in life is getting rid of service providers who forget what kind of service they are supposed to provide. Customer service is one of the most important of any companies list of to dos. The second is to stay competitive in pricing.
Lets face it, the land line phone has seen it's day in the hay. Maybe not for business purposes but for personal...
The only reason we had a land line was the price, 10 bucks. When our service provider decided to raise its price by more than 50% with out providing more service features, I told them to cancel it. They seemed shocked as if I had told them to cut off my water. LOOK people, cell phones have taken over! You are offering a near obsolete service and raising prices on it! Other service providers are at least offering premium features for that price! And to make matters worse for you I have ordered this.
I of course will try this out for a few days before I make my decision but it is hard to beat unlimited local and long distance and international (if the other person in the other country has one as well) for 20 bucks a year! MY most favorite part of this is no taxes!!!!!!!!
I am sticking it to the man and uncle Sam! Take that!

More explaining

I guess if you dont know the story the previous post is not that funny and just sounds mean.
When Emma was the same age as Graham is now, Mommom was giving her a bath. Emma stood up and then slipped and hit her eye. Mommom felt really bad but it is fun to give her hell for it.
I guess giving her that hell has made full circle as Graham now has an injury that was received under my supervision.

Casualties of walking

Graham has decided he wants to walk. Only he is not very good at it. He will hold on to something (the couch) and walk around it and then at some point he lets go and takes a step. A fall immediately follows. Most of the time soft carpet catches his face, today the window seal caught his eye. I was explaining to Andy how horrible I felt and how I wondered if I should take him to the doctor and make sure his vision was not permanently impaired. He reminded me Emma had done the same thing when she was his age. I responded with "yes but that was your mothers fault". Please send all hate mail to Andy's email.

OH MY !!!!!!!!s

We allow this kind of crap in our schools!

Saddness

That people in our country are dumb enough to believe that one man is going to pay all your house payments and give you a tax cut.
With those tax cuts you will lose your jobs.

No actually it is not a joke

This has got to be the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

Fun for the Fam!

I just found out by way of another blogger that we have a farmers market. So Saturday my plan is to go to the last one of the season!
I am so bummed that this went on with0ut my knowledge all summer long!
Oh well there is always next year!

Nick Duh!

I find it odd that you think it is odd that a woman would get on the scale every day of her life and be able to recall what her particular weight was that exact date.
Do not question the sanity of that, we are women and we are allowed to do such things.

Holy Cow!

There is no other weight loss program like breastfeeding! I recommend it to everyone! If you can not have a baby then find one you can feed!
It has been at least 3 years since I have been the current weight that I am and I am only 8lbs away from what I was the day I married Andy!
Today is a great day!

The Best things in life cost a fortune